i was driving to the shop one day with my mate carol, and i said to her "wouldn't it be really terrible if you had a name that was in a famous song, 'cos people would immediately think of it when they met you, and really annoying people would probably sing it at you, thinking they were legends of funnyness". ok, that's a paraphrased version. but she gave me a look, and i remembered that i should always think about what i say before i say it.

oh carol, i am but a fool.