a real person or merely a character? indeed that is a thesis in press (townsend, forthcoming). jonny began life as a boy called jonny. he played keyboards and grew his hair. he cut his hair short and now writes songs on a guitar and sits under trees picking at a mandolin. jonny loves vestibules and eating treats. if you're lucky enough to meet him, you might even like him.

polish born as the story goes but bred in the land of felling, a truly magical land of dreams that come true if you have ?2.67 to spare. john is capable of getting a tune out of nearly anything and some say that this is his greatest gift to the children of the future. although when he asked them if they agreed, they thought he was creepy.

as scottish as gail porter, though sadly not related. mambo prevailed at the birth of jf&th one sunny night in glasgow back when we hadn't had our ears been burned by those demon venga boys. with a voice like velvet and fingers to match it's surprising that bt operator services let him go. fascists.